3 random New York Moments today
#1 Its morning rush hour, I walk onto a traincar at Union Square and wonder, why is this train car empty?
Well its simple. A homeless gentleman responding to internal stimulous and obviously schizophrenic is standing on the middle of the train without pants on. Just chillin. He obviously is too mentally ill to notice. I sit on the train chillin and get off at my stop on 35th street.
#2 35th street
I get off the train on 35th street and I see this NYC businessman bending down to pick up a 20 dollar bill. Which suddenly, shazam moves a couple feet. The businesman goes after it, until he hears a woof of laughting by a random homless man with a fishing rod that has the 20 dollar bill attached to it as bait who yells "I love fishing for the white man!"
#3 Get off work, go to trainstation at heard square
About to get on train, but a man in a purple jump suit comes running down the isle yelling, "Listen up ladies, cover your bussums, you are leading the downfall of man!"
I love this city!
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